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This is TMI and rated R and very against Jesus. Just a disclaimer. You have been warned my 12.9 yr old friends.
I’m sure most of you have sex stories. A session of sex which stands out for being weird, crazy, stupid, disturbing, or all of the above. So my boyfriend and I are home alone. I glance at the clock on the microwave.. It’s 3:10. Perfect. Evan’s mom gets home from work at 3:45, plenty of time for some bump and grind. We have been sick lately and both took a Soma and some klonopin 30 minutes before. Feeling all kinds of good. So we start to make out in the kitchen, clothes come of, things get touched , you know the drill. I say hey baby go sit on the couch in the living room. he sits and i lay down and begin to Bob the cob……. An hour and a half later I wakeup with a dick in my mouth, half of my face is asleep like a sand bag, both my arms are asleep from sleeping on my stomach and i start to talk and go “EVAN FUCK WAKEUP” but it comes out like “RUFHF SHF A FADF” BECAUSE THERES A DICK IN MY MOUTH and so i spit it out and i’m like EVAN IT’S 4:15 IS YOUR MOM HERE??? and we look out the window and shes just pulling up..so we rush to get dressed. We both fucking passed out at the same time while i was giving him head. and i magically wokeup at the same time his mom was about to get there. Maybe god does exist.